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Luc Bensson also had been developing The 5th Element since he was an early teenager. Its bonkers world building worked because even though much of it fit together misshapen play-dough, it had that exact childlike love and care that went into creating it, giving it an endearing quality that’s impossible to impose.

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I love your review and mostly concur.

However, comma...

I have one small nit to pick with you--and I speak as someone who was reading /Valerian et Laureline/ as a child back in the 1960s (along with Tintin, Asterix, and a whole host of others, both in book form and serialized in the Tintin and Pilote magazines).

I don't honestly think Cara Delavigne is well-cast--and for much the same reason her counterpart is also miscast.

In the books, Valerian is a fully-formed human being--an adult. Which is part of the reason De Haan flops. He's a broody teenager with impulse-control issues.

But Laureline is also a fully-formed adult--indeed she is one of the earliest SF heroines to be able to go toe-to-toe with Valerian (the comic-book version) when he gets too stupid.

And Cara Delavigne...Just. Doesn't. Cut it.

She's pretty, and quite sexy in a somewhat creepily child-like way. But as Valerian's partner? Nope. Not even a little bit.

They needed to cast someone like Karen Allen as she played opposite Harrison Ford as his foil/love interest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. But of course, that would merely have exacerbated the issue with De Haan, who would have appeared even more as a man-child by comparison.

So for me, the movie fails on both its choices in the leading roles.

But it's still what my late father would have called "a brilliant failure."

One question: you make no mention of the movies in which--for me anyhow--Luc Besson made his bones...the hyperkinetic, over-the-top action movies starting with /Nikita/ (and BTW I think that the Anne Parillaud of Nikita would have made a far better Laureline, but of course by then she'd have been too old).

...Thoughts?

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